DEAR CONCERNED EMPLOYEES (cassette compilation by Staaltape)
To be honest: I have a slightly odd relationship with Staalplaat from Berlin. Not just as a former employee, in a different country and different place, after having committed some words on my time spend there in book form, which didn’t go down well (if read at all), but also with the people running the current version of Staaltape, who wrote some story about Luigi Russolo on their “staalzine” (not a zine but some text on a blog) in which they satirized my way of writing reviews, which joke was somehow lost on me. I expressed my dislike and thought that would be the end of getting any more cassettes from Staaltape. Until this one, which I am hesitant to review. Why on earth would they want me to review something after writing this “Viva modern warfare. Or viva Frans de Waard. I can imagine him very well, writing a review in his vital weekly, in which he transcribes the information that came with the CD”, followed by an imaginary review. Apparently, I transcribe information and call that a review. I thought of doing that here. I didn’t do that here. The information wasn’t that interesting.
All right, so here’s a tape with bits and bops by Taco Bong, Kylie Minogue, KK, St_St, Sean Jason, Mrs Mangle, El Tonto Bing Bang, The New Plastic People, Kim Wild 93, all rather lo-fi homebrew noise, taped on cassettes and shipped off to Staaltape. The original ideas were to send it to employers (sic) of the Duke Energy Building, who made news headlines when they found a strange package, which turned out to be a Journey cassette. The idea was to send them this as a one-off cassette, something to relax them, which may account for some of the lo-fi bits and bops, a sort of muzak I guess. But Staaltape did some more copies in a hand made package. It was enjoyable most of the times, though not great or exciting. Not sure if I thought was enough. (FdW)